Coming Soon...

*Girl opens the window and slips in*

Sneaky Girl: *Leaves window open*
Sneaky Girl: *Pulls off ski mask, shakes out brown hair and looks around the room in satisfaction before she starts pulling dust covers off chairs and turning on lights*
Sneaky Girl: *is so busy she doesn't see the door open behind her and the very tired looking girl with the bed hair and the oversized mug*
Annoyed Girl: "Kace. Why."
Sneaky Girl: *freezes*
Annoyed Girl: What's wrong with the door??? It wasn't even locked."
Sneaky Girl: But where's the challenge in that?
Annoyed Girl: How about I break one of your legs? Would that be challenging enough? Would you stop then???
Sneaky Girl: *Is now leaning out off a small ladder to pull the heavy curtains down from where they were tacked to the wall*  Do you REALLY think that would stop me?
Annoyed Girl: *sighs and sits on couch with her feet curled up under her* Why are you doing this?
Sneaky Girl: Lily, I am shocked! How could you forget! MK is coming back!
Annoyed Girl: I know THAT. I mean why are YOU doing this?
Sneaky Girl: Im being nice...
Annoyed Girl: *laughs*
Sneaky Girl: This way everything is all set up!
Annoyed Girl: (sarcastically) Oh course. MK wouldn't want to do this. She'd be perfectly fine with random people messing around with her blog!
Sneaky Girl: Exactly!
Annoyed Girl: Excuse me? Who's the blogger?
Sneaky Girl: Ummm. Mk?
Annoyed Girl: *looks annoyed*
Sneaky Girl: *in mock innocence* Or did you mean you?

*They are both quiet for awhile*

Annoyed Girl: Why is it so cold in... DID YOU OPEN THE WINDOW?
Sneaky Girl: umm
Annoyed Girl: THIS IS NEW YORK!
Annoyed Girl: IN JANUARY!
Annoyed Girl: IT IS SNOWING!
Sneaky Girl: (A little guiltily) Oh...I didn't realize it was cold
Annoyed Girl: WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED?
Sneaky Girl: *sends a blast of ice at the top of the window*
Window: *slams shut*
Sneaky Girl: *dissolves ice ladder into small ball and makes it explode into tiny snow flakes in the room
Sneaky Girl: *flicks white hair over shoulder*
Sneaky Girl: All done!
Annoyed Girl: WHY IS YOUR HAIR BLONDE?
Sneaky Girl: Oh? It happens when I use my powers.
Annoyed Girl: SINCE WHEN HAS THAT BEEN A THING?
Sneaky Girl: I don't know. Ask the author. Now would you get over here and help me?
Annoyed Girl: I thought you said you were done
Sneaky Girl: With the room maybe. But I heard there was going to be some interesting stuff going down
Annoyed Girl: COULD YOU HAVE PICKED A COLDER NIGHT???
Sneaky Girl: Umm. Probably? *slips out window and drops*
Annoyed Girl: YOU IDIOT YOU CANT FLY
Sneaky Girl: (Muffled) There's a ledge
Annoyed Girl: *running out of the room and finding her boots* NO THERE'S NOT. THAT LITTLE LIP ISN'T EVEN A FOOT WIDE.
Sneaky Girl: ...
Annoyed Girl: *jumping toward the door on one foot as she puts a boot on* Idiot. Utter idiot. I'm friends with an idiot.








***COMING SOON: ME***



15 Comments

  1. YYYYEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!! YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOREVER!!!

    SOOOOO EXCITED YOU'RE BACK!!!

    <3 <3 <3

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  2. I'M READY. COME AT ME WITH YOUR AMAZING CONTENT.

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    1. Back at you. ;) Looking forward to the new turn your blog will be taking!

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    1. I was going to say I missed yours too but I've still been creepily reading y'alls posts and creepily floating around the blogging world I just... never had time to comment...

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  4. I absolutely love this!! Hilarious!!

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    1. Thanks Sarah! It was so fun to write! This is probably what Im going to be working on first this year...

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  5. I'm excited cause you're bringing back this story, but i'm also dreading book 2.....

    Lia

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    1. Oh you really shouldnt! Most of it is sweet and cute! Just you know, the rest of it.

      Besides! The third book is the one that'll really rip you up. ;)

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