Another Year, Another Sarcastic Post // Sarcastic Scribbling Blogoversary

On Sunday, February 19, 2017, I published the first post on Sarcastic Scribblings.

I know a lot of people delete their first post and believe me, I wish I would. But I like leaving my first post up because I know when I started blogging and was freaking out, I would go and read the first posts of my favorite bloggers. And compared to some of them? Wow. I was doing just fine! If they started out that bad and got this good, then I can too.

So, all you new bloggers...this is for you.

Also for all you people who enjoy the embarrassment and suffering of others.

Though the post isn't that bad, if you want to see the worst part, look at the comment section on that first post.
It scares me.😶


Last year for my blogoversary, I republished my first post but with sarcastic commentary! And you know what they say...if it's not broke, don't fix it.

So I'm reposting the repost of my first post!

(All plain text is from the original post, Italics are from 2018, and the red stuff in from this year!)


One year ago today, I posted this, my very cringe worthy first post! [Read at your own risk]

Actually, you know what?

I was going to post something about my first year, review things, whatever.

But no...

Let us go back in time!



Was I always this dramatic? ....Yeah probably

. . .

My First Post 

 (Truly exciting title, I know...)

This is my very first post!


(No! I never would have guessed that from the title...)

I am a teenage author. (To think, someday I may be reposting this as a nonteenager? Wait. This is my last year mocking things are a teenager.) I am working on a few novels right now and have many many ideas for others.

(Wow, you don't have any idea about many ideas. They are like rabbits. They may seem cute, but they are constantly multiplying...RUN! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!) 
(Actually, I wish I had ideas NOW. The bunnies ran away.) 

Hopefully I will have one ready for publication by November!

(*laughs*)

On this blog I will whine about my writing, (ok, this was right) (So true.) post pieces of my current story (Almost never and only cryptic stuff though. Whoops.) (Truth) and blog about helpful writing tips I've found on the wide, wide internet and what I've gathered from other writers! (Which is none.) (Accurate.)

I am a writer and while I am running two other blogs, I decided to start this one.

(Wait what? *Tries to remember what other two blogs are*) 
(Still, don't know what they are.) 

Why?


(I have been asking myself the same question recently. But about different topics. Like white jeans...)
(White jeans? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? I have no idea what I was thinking? OH MY WORD? Is that what it's like reading my posts??? JUST JIBBERISH? Lol. That'd be an awesome blog name.)

Because I want honest feedback on my writing.

All my friends know about my other two blogs and read my stories.


(THEY WILL COME FOR YOU. THEY WILL FIND YOU. THERE IS NO HIDING. ALL OF THEM WILL KNOW BEFORE THE YEAR IS UP) 
(Though I DID tell MOST of them. Only two discovered in on their own.)

What I want to know, is why my other two blogs have 2000 page views and 1200 page views.


(Because I am bloody hilarious past me. That's why.)
(Agreed) 

Is it because my friends read it?


(Yes, but more)

Does anyone else actually read it?

(Also yes)

Is  my work actually interesting.

(*?)
(Still gathering data on this one.)

(You made 2 people cry. High five girl! *smacks computer screen*) 
(*high fives the computer screen and in a way, high fives past me.)

So I started this blog, afresh.




(That's right. This blog's name is Afresh. About a fresh kid. Or maybe a freshman? A fresh freshman. A man who is fresh who is a freshman.)
(I read the first part like, Afresh lol. That's funny. And then I was just confused.) 



Dear readers, I'm going incognito.

So please, call me:

Mary Kate


Oh, and welcome to Hen Scratch!

(*sing-songy voice* That's not its name anymore.) 
(*in posh voice* It's SARCASTIC SCRIBBLINGS and it is amazing, thank you very much!)

(-Mary Kate) 
(-MK)